Me, My Cat and A Bird

This is Me and My Cat Marzi (short for Marzipan) As you can see she is very cute but there is another side to her, a mouse catching, bird hunting, back legs of grasshoppers eating side.
I returned home after being out somewhere I don't know where but that isn't relevant so anyway I went inside and was immediately perplexed by a cracking noise, I investigated and found my darling cat in a cupboard, sitting on a photo album eating a freaking pigeon!! She is not a big cat so the fact that she can bring down a pigeon and stuff it through the cat flap is fairly impressive but still annoying. She now wears a stylish blue collar with bells!!!
Now all you cat haters are probably saying "that's why you shouldn't own cats cos they eat birds" But consider this I live near a lot of reserve thingys and we generally get snakes at our house in summer but since the cats have been eating all the mice we have seen no snakes. i therefore have a theory......By A. Elk [miss] All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine and what it is, too. (sorry got a bit carried away there back to the cats)

The number of snakes is directly proportional to the number of mice which is inversely proportion to the number of cats!